I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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