You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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