Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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