1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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