Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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