At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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