If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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