and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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