I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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