we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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