I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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