need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?