it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?