Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.