yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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