One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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