Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Houston, we have a squirter
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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