I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i drank out of a bidet.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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