so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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