butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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