so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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