I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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