Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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