This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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