You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
