she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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