I bet he comes in French.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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