Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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