remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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