he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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