Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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