so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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