how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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