My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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