They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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