I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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