so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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