so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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