Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I need to calm my uterus...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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