you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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