I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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