Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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