i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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