the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it was like eating out sand paper
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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