i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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