I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.