she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?