singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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