what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
no you cant smoke seaweed
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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