So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The power of my boobs compel you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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