if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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