You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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