I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Randomize
