You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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