i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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