Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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